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U.S. Funneling Arms To Dissident Angel Group In Effort To Topple God

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(From The Onion)

 

...the intelligence community revealed Friday that, in a CIA-backed initiative, the United States has been funneling weapons to a dissident group of angels in an attempt to overthrow God. The CIA is believed to have spearheaded several attempts to kill God over the years, but these schemes have been foiled each time due to the difficulty of preventing an omniscient being from obtaining advanced knowledge of an assassination plot.

 

The source at the CIA said. “Their Lord demands total obedience. But given the opportunity to live their afterlives free from His tyranny, I’ve no doubt the rebels will continue rising up.” The official went on to reveal that if U.S. agents topple God, they also plan to remove God’s son, who is said to serve as the right hand of his father and to exert just as much, if not more, influence.

 

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