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John Calvin puts forward a very simple reason why love is the greatest gift: “Because faith and hope are our own: love is diffused among others.” In other words, faith and hope benefit the possessor, but love always benefits another. In John 13:34–35 Jesus says, “A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.” Love always requires an “other” as an object; love cannot remain within itself, and that is part of what makes love the greatest gift.

An easy guide to understanding math

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Math can be hard, but understanding the following rules will make you an expert:


1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi


2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton


3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope


4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond


5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram


6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong


7. 364.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year


8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling


9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon


10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz


11. Basic unit of laryngitis – 1 hoarsepower


12. Shortest distance between two jokes – a straight line


13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake


14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone


15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles


16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle


17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds


18. 10 cards = 1 decacard


19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard


20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton


21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen


22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche


23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin


24. 10 rations = 1 decaration


25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration


26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram


27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms


28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League

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23 hours ago, Knotical said:

Ooh, I have a question for the teacher!  Why is a Lite year shorter than a unicycle?

Maybe because the people drinking the beer were so drunk they couldn't count the days properly.  

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